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Life Forum: Recent Posts http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ Life Forum: Recent Posts en Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:02:55 +0000 doreen on "famous names" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=15#post-19 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:45:23 +0000 doreen 19@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ Eddie Murphy doreen on "famous names" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=15#post-18 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:25:56 +0000 doreen 18@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ using the last letter of surname add a famous person's name example: George Bush Hannah Montanna First name = Kylie Minogue doreen on "If Life Were Like A Computer:" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=14#post-17 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:17:13 +0000 doreen 17@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings. You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy. You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys. To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! doreen on "drovers" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=13#post-16 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:00:12 +0000 doreen 16@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?" Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?" "Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought." doreen on "Texan in Australia" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=12#post-15 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:59:00 +0000 doreen 15@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"? doreen on "brain transplant" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=11#post-14 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:57:19 +0000 doreen 14@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk". The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!" doreen on "Prince William gets pilot's wings" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=10#post-13 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:40:01 +0000 doreen 13@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ Britain's Prince William was presented with his ceremonial pilot's wings by his father Prince Charles, after graduating as a military pilot and following in the footsteps of a host of his royal ancestors. Prince Charles, wearing full military dress with rows of medals and thick gold braid, fixed the traditional insignia badge to the left breast of his son's uniform at a ceremony at an air force base in Cranwell in eastern England. ADVERTISEMENT The prince's girlfriend, Kate Middleton, and his father's wife, Camilla, watched on as William graduated with his class of colleagues. "To those who fly today, these badges are the most coveted of all our insignia and rightly so," group captain Nigel Wharmby told the recruits as they received their wing badges. <a href="http://au.news.yahoo.com/080411/2/16fze.html"> Click here </a> doreen on "a-z food" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=7#post-12 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:08:30 +0000 doreen 12@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ bananas doreen on "a-z food" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=7#post-9 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:03:21 +0000 doreen 9@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ apples doreen on "word association" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=6#post-8 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:16:19 +0000 doreen 8@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ jokes doreen on "a-z names" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=4#post-7 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:15:39 +0000 doreen 7@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ benji doreen on "word association" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=6#post-6 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:29:41 +0000 doreen 6@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ add a word associated with the one before laughing doreen on "EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=5#post-5 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:58:39 +0000 doreen 5@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3 . He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother Was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do. doreen on "a-z names" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=4#post-4 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:53:01 +0000 doreen 4@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ Angela doreen on "check this out" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=3#post-3 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:06:23 +0000 doreen 3@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ <a href="http://doreenpayne.com/life/"> blog </a> doreen on "hello" http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/topic.php?id=2#post-2 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:00:00 +0000 doreen 2@http://www.doreenpayne.com/bbpress/ it's friday night here and as usual am home with the kids